have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”
Gerard dedicated his entire life to slow-cooking the perfect pot roast. May his old dumb soul rest in peace.
"You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. So let them go, let go of them. I tie no weights to my ankles."
C. JoyBell C. (via kushandwizdom)
do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
wonder woman knew what was up with whiny nerdboys and neckbeards a while ago
She’ll be having none of their nonsense <3