davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

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dennys:

Gerard dedicated his entire life to slow-cooking the perfect pot roast. May his old dumb soul rest in peace.

dennys:

Gerard dedicated his entire life to slow-cooking the perfect pot roast. May his old dumb soul rest in peace.

"You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. So let them go, let go of them. I tie no weights to my ankles."

C. JoyBell C. (via kushandwizdom)

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toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

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waynesworld1992:

when the whole squad thicc as hell

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pineplapple:

when your cool friend takes you with them to a party

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lipsnlimbs:

This is so real

lipsnlimbs:

This is so real

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

djohariah:

comicbookmisogyny dcwomenkickingass
wonder woman knew what was up with whiny nerdboys and neckbeards a while ago

She’ll be having none of their nonsense <3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

djohariah:

comicbookmisogyny dcwomenkickingass

wonder woman knew what was up with whiny nerdboys and neckbeards a while ago

She’ll be having none of their nonsense <3

(via jinkohamilton)

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via lizziebthebasedgod)